Pick a wild animal to keep as a pet.

Baby penguin... remember that movie with all the penguins? like that. I'd keep him in my freezer and give him swim time in my tub filled with ice cubes and water. Plus, I could take him with me to fancy parties, because he's already dressed up!

slowly developing affinity for this band:

elbow: the bones of you

avoiding it...

i think sometimes my emotions make me claustrophobic... so i just ignore them.

this explains a lot.